May 16th, 2007


Letters to women who will never read them

1: I don't care if you guys are a couple. I don't care how in love you are. None of us want to see you two humping each other in a church basement. This is a shelter, not a porn studio.

2: If you want me to respect you, then you have to respect me. I've got a low tolerance for bullshit from people. I don't give a fuck HOW old you are, being older than me does not entitle you to act like you're five.

3: Nor does your being older than me make me your personal slave. I've got better things to do with my time, and I know perfectly well you can haul your things on your own. And if you can't, you either need to find storage, or get rid of your stuff until you can actually carry it.

4: No, I will not give you a break about smoking in the bathroom. You had until 10:30 to smoke.

5: Tracy, stop trying to tell me you're pregnant with twins. You've been bullshitting me with the same story for almost two years.

For those who might be interested, here are the links to my story archive

Star Trek
Voltron: Defender of the Universe
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Ronin Warriors
Fushigi Yuugi
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Ouran High School Host Club
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Wolf's Rain
Updated 04.05.07
Marvel Comics
Updated 05.06.07
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Le Chevalier D'eon
Updated 03.05.07
The Wallflower
Updated 04.20.07
Avatar: the Last Airbender
Updated 05.09.07
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As Told By Ginger
Updated 01.11.07
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World of Darkness
Updated 05.14.07
DC Comics
Updated 05.12.07
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Updated 05.09.07
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Young Avengers
Updated 05.16.07
X-Men: Evolution
Updated 04.27.07
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Good Omens
Updated 01.29.07
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