1: I don't care if you guys are a couple. I don't care how in love you are. None of us want to see you two humping each other in a church basement. This is a shelter, not a porn studio.
2: If you want me to respect you, then you have to respect me. I've got a low tolerance for bullshit from people. I don't give a fuck HOW old you are, being older than me does not entitle you to act like you're five.
3: Nor does your being older than me make me your personal slave. I've got better things to do with my time, and I know perfectly well you can haul your things on your own. And if you can't, you either need to find storage, or get rid of your stuff until you can actually carry it.
4: No, I will not give you a break about smoking in the bathroom. You had until 10:30 to smoke.
5: Tracy, stop trying to tell me you're pregnant with twins. You've been bullshitting me with the same story for almost two years.