May 16th, 2007

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Letters to women who will never read them

1: I don't care if you guys are a couple. I don't care how in love you are. None of us want to see you two humping each other in a church basement. This is a shelter, not a porn studio.

2: If you want me to respect you, then you have to respect me. I've got a low tolerance for bullshit from people. I don't give a fuck HOW old you are, being older than me does not entitle you to act like you're five.

3: Nor does your being older than me make me your personal slave. I've got better things to do with my time, and I know perfectly well you can haul your things on your own. And if you can't, you either need to find storage, or get rid of your stuff until you can actually carry it.

4: No, I will not give you a break about smoking in the bathroom. You had until 10:30 to smoke.

5: Tracy, stop trying to tell me you're pregnant with twins. You've been bullshitting me with the same story for almost two years.
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Voltron: Defender of the Universe
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ronin Warriors
Fushigi Yuugi
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Kiba
Updated 05.01.07
Discworld
Updated 04.22.07
Ouran High School Host Club
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Wolf's Rain
Updated 04.05.07
Marvel Comics
Updated 05.06.07
CSI
Updated 03.14.07
Le Chevalier D'eon
Updated 03.05.07
The Wallflower
Updated 04.20.07
Avatar: the Last Airbender
Updated 05.09.07
Gen13
Updated 02.16.07
As Told By Ginger
Updated 01.11.07
Gargoyles
Updated 04.27.07
World of Darkness
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DC Comics
Updated 05.12.07
Naruto
Updated 05.12.07
MC2
Updated 05.09.07
Runaways
Updated 05.11.07
Young Avengers
Updated 05.16.07
X-Men: Evolution
Updated 04.27.07
X-Men
Updated 05.15.07
Good Omens
Updated 01.29.07
Original
Updated 05.16.07

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