I'm sure more than a few of you are already familiar with my friend colt_walker
. He's a friend of mine dating back from my Hunter List days, and thus is familiar with the original World of Darkness, and their splat (Character Concept, for the uninitiated) format.
Today, we were talking about Horror movie character types, and the idea came up for a Horror Movie RPG, complete with splats.
The Weirdo Survivalist's View of the Others:
Cheerleaders: Ricka-bocka ricka-bocka sish boom-bah, I've been cut up rah rah rah.
Wierdo Chick: I'd see a future for us, If they didn't hacked up first.
Geeky Loser: I might die a virgin like him, but dammit I'm going to be found under a pile of brass.
Stoners: Man this ain't like she shit I smoked in 'Nam.
Cops: I find the thing near the cops I'll shoot the thing... First.
Weirdo Survivalist: Yeah you talk a big game with your guns, take those guns away and you’re nothing
Cheerleaders: Man after I save her she and I are going to do it all night long in the woods
Geeky Loser: Hey, Faggot, you go bring the psycho out here, Promise I won’t teabag you in the showers again.
Wierdo Chick: If the cheer leader doesn’t live I still can do her.
Stoners: Man pass the joint around.
Cops: My old man was a cop, I’ll probably be a cop, we’ll totally kick that psycho’s ass!
Wierdo Survivalist: This guy scares me more than the Psycho.
Cheerleader: If I find a way to stop the Psycho maybe she’ll like me.
Jock: If he dies, I get the Cheerleader.
Wierdo Chick: Ah, a kindred Spirit, and someone to attract the psycho first.
Stoners: I ain’t touching that stuff I need my wits about me
Cops: Great they’ll probably think I’M the psycho
Wierdo Survivalist: If he’s not the psycho he’s the next best thing
Cheerleaders: Boyfriend got impaled by a masked lunatic? Why don’t you come over here and tell me all about it
Jock: Probably have to run in him for getting all handsy with one of the girls
Wierdo Chick: She probably brought the thing here with some satanic ritual or something.
Geeky Loser: Probably the psycho, you know kids can only take so much abuse
Stoners: Ah, My bread and butter, If I didn’t have them to arrest I’d probably have to some real work
Wierdo Survivalist: Okay, yes, you know what you’re talking about, but if you go off alone, you’re still gonna die.
Cheerleaders: Wow. I didn’t know she had enough meat on her bones to be THAT spread out.
Jocks: I’m so going to be laughing at your dumb ass when he puts your head on a pike.
Geeky Loser: My brother, my pal, my easily used psycho-bait!
Stoners: Didn’t anyone ever tell you that drugs will get you killed?
Cops: Oh look. BBQ Pork.
Wierdo Survivalist: God, who died and made YOU boss?
Weirdo Chick: Can someone get the freak out of my face, please? She’s totally messing with my aura.
Jocks: Damn RIGHT you’re gonna protect me.
Geeky Loser: Over with the rest of the rejects, mouth breather!
Stoners: Man, that smoke is totally making my clothes stink.
Cops: Like these guys know anything?
Wierdo Survivalist: Duuuude, you totally need to mellow out.
Cheerleaders: Whoa mama!
Weirdo Chick: You know, honey, I got just what you need right he—the bong, I’m talkin’ about some prime herb! Jeeze.
Jocks: Ease off the ‘roides and pass the pipe.
Geeky Loser: You’re almost as uptight as the dude with the guns.
Cops: Fuck that shit.