2: People who bitch because I write a lot of drabbles. You want something else? GET OTHER PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY FUCKING POST. Or better yet, just scroll right on past my stuff. It's not that hard. I'm not going to come over to your house and force you at gunpoint to read what I write.
3: Gnats. Seriously, I'm really fucking allergic to the damn things and work is infested with them. GAAAAH.
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